Cr Humphrey not popular?
Sources informed us of a website they thought we might find interesting - apparently the man who initiated the attack on our legal free beaches is actually not that popular!! We didn’t believe it though, so we had to check it out first hand…
Here are some of our favourite quotes (and keep in mind we have no way of verifying any of this, so reach your own conclusions!! We are not responsible for the content, we are merely the messenger!!):
It been a bad week for Ron. About a month ago, a room that had been dug into the dunes at Torquay, was found right across from Ron’s house. Ron screamed perverts and made up a new word. “Deprivates”. He then screamed sexual abuse and demanded a nude beach a kilometer away have it’s clothing optional status removed. It was a moral panic for the prudish types of Torquay. Unfortunately for Ron, the local coppers did not know of one case of sexual abuse from the area, so Ron called them names. Yesterday the kids who built their cubby came forward putting a rather large hole in Ron’s campaign to get rid of sickos building homo lairs.
Ron blew into town about five years ago and started complaining. Every week he would write a letter to the editor moaning about the local council. “Zealot” would be a good term. “Inaccurate zealot” is a better one.
After bitching and moaning about council spending for years, Ron’s first action as a councilor was to lobby for $12,000 mayoral robes and chains. “It’s not that much” declared Ron. I shit you not.
Ron was a man of the people and they urged him to stand for pre-selection for the state seat of South Barwon.
Unfortunately for Ron, he is not the brightest pollie and doesn’t understand that it is a game of numbers. If my spies in the Liberal party are accurate, Ron lost preselction to an undertaker by 55-5. For every person that voted for Ron, eleven would rather have a bloke who buries people as their candidate.
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